humorous on a hungover hump day
So I went home for lunch today to spend some time with the dog and try not to feel dizzy and nauseated after a late night with the online crew.

stopped at the red light by the apartment where the cross traffic is always ridiculous during the day.

and this girl assholishly pulls up into the intersection right before her light goes red... thus fucking all of those (including me) trying to continue on Fairfax. She was totally blocking the road and there was no way to get around her, which, in fact, sucks. but whatever i was dehydrated and didn't mind the break in the day.

not so for the Hummer guy behind me.

he starts slamming on his horn for the entire green light. honk.honk.honk.honk.honk. then just holds it down. eventually... they seem to catch eyes. at first she's all... mouthing "sorry" and such... that doesn't last long. Eventually she's throwing up her hands and getting pissed.

he then starts yelling. "You're blocking the whole fucking intersection!!" etc.

and her retort... which just made my afternoon... "I REALIZE THAT, YOU FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER!!"

... do what?
Wouldn't you at least call him a cocksucker and question his manhood? Carpet muncher? Really?

I was defeated. and amused.

hope it finds you the same.